"I love you." Those three little words that can immediately freak out a guy when he doesn’t share the same feelings.

You know you’re in trouble when your lady tells you she loves you for the first time -- and you don’t feel the same way. (Some of these could apply to women, as well!)

Really bad ways to respond when hearing the words, “I love you”:

  • “Who doesn’t?”
  • “I’m seeing someone else.”
  • “What do you mean?”
  • “If I could only get your sister to say that.”
  • “Oh?”
  • “Me too … as a friend.”
  • “Good. The plan’s all coming together.”
  • "You don't know what love is"
  • “Wait, are you pregnant?”
  • "Thanks."
  • “I love… cake.”
  • Slowly turning around, walking out the door -- and peeling out of the driveway.