Okay ladies, here's our list of things that secretly turn men on:

  • When she leaves the toilet seat up
  • When she only texts you ONCE in a day
  • When she lets you sleep off a hangover
  • When she holds her own bags while out shopping
  • This one's important:  When she understands football
  • Knowing when a dress doesn't make her look fat
  • MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL:  Silence

We're looking out for you.  Can't we all just get along and be happy?