We've come up a with a list of things people love to discuss that no one else cares about:

  1. Your baby - cute and all, but don't go on and on about it
  2. Your dreams
  3. How you got drunk - Who cares??
  4. Your band or the band you were in
  5. Your cat/dog or other pet
  6. Your past sports achievements (or any past achievement)
  7. Your politics - Best to keep all that to yourself for sure
  8. Your last vacation 
  9. A SNL bit you thought was funny - if the other person didn't see it too...they don't care
  10. An plot rehash from a movie or TV show the other person hasn't seen

Really looks like no one cares about  much of anything you (or I) have to say...ha!