Askmen.com has released its list of things you should never say to her:

  1. Man, you look so much like your mom!
  2. I would have invited you, but you're no fun.  (Wow--really?!?)
  3. Anything related to marriage or children.
  4. Would have, could have, should have.
  5. You don't need another pair of shoes.  Amazing how sensitive this is.
  6. Any story about your private life.
  7. What's the big deal?  
  8. Are you sure the dress shrunk?

Never say these things to her and you should enjoy a peaceful day for once.