Rule number one when meeting with your parole officer: don't wear stolen dentures.
That rule was apparently lost on an Indiana woman that reportedly showed up to a meeting with her probation officer wearing somebody else’s dentures.
According to the Jennings County Sheriff’s Office Facebook page, a woman reported her dentures stolen Monday, and said Joann Childers had not only taken the teeth, but was also sporting the stolen smile. The same day, a deputy had a meeting with Childers in which he noticed she was wearing dentures that were clearly not hers. Deputies located Childers at her home, and spoke to her about the stolen teeth.
While there, they reportedly spotted the dentures in question, and easily identified them because they had the victim’s name written on them. Childers is facing theft charges, and the dentures have been recovered.
One question: Would you really want them back? Hope she had plenty of Efferdent!
Photo credit: Jennings County Sheriff's Office
Source: Jennings County Sheriff's Office