MADONNA: Showing off her new 'fork facial'
If you've been waiting for someone to stick a fork in Madonna, your wish was just granted.
She just posted a video showing her fondness for the trendy but weird "fork facial," in which a professional tightens your skin by sticking you with those kitchen implements.
The Material Mom is seen through a Snapchat filter with bangs and a bow headband, heaping praise on her beautician -- before things hit a fork in the road. She says, "It's amazing, look at this little facial happening with a fork. Forks are really good, they tighten the skin. Have you tightened your face with a fork? Have you ever stabbed someone with a fork? I've done both. Anyway, it's crazy."
And just as viewers start to agree with that last statement, the video abruptly ends.