Ah, back-to-school season. The time of year when parents everywhere finally get to reclaim some semblance of peace and quiet... right after we wrangle our kids back onto a school-friendly sleep schedule. If your kids have been treating summer like one long, uninterrupted sleepover, you’re in for a challenge. But fear not, because I’ve got the Hauer-To guide to get those little night owls back to early bird status without losing your sanity.

1. Start the Transition Early

You wouldn’t attempt to run a marathon without training first, right? (Or maybe you would, but that’s a different blog post.) The same logic applies here. Start adjusting bedtime at least a week before school starts. Gradually move it up by 15-30 minutes every night. This way, the change is less jarring, and you can avoid the classic “But it’s not even dark out!” argument.

2. Create a Wind-Down Routine

Kids, much like adults, need a signal that it’s time to shift gears and get ready for sleep. Establish a calming pre-bedtime routine: bath, story, and then bed. Keep it consistent, and after a few days, their bodies will start to get the memo. And no, TikTok marathons don’t count as “calming.”

3. Unplug the Tech

Speaking of TikTok, all screens need to be powered down at least an hour before bedtime. The blue light from phones, tablets, and TVs messes with the production of melatonin, the hormone that tells our brains it’s sleepy time. Plus, who needs the temptation of one more level on that game when they’re supposed to be winding down?

4. Set a Morning Routine, Too

Consistency is key, not just at night but in the morning. Start waking the kids up at the time they’ll need to rise for school, even if you’re still in summer mode. Sure, they might give you the evil eye, but they’ll thank you (eventually) when they’re not dragging themselves out of bed on the first day of school.

5. Darken the Room

Summertime often means longer daylight hours, which can confuse kids’ internal clocks. If your child’s room is still bright at bedtime, consider blackout curtains or shades. The darker the room, the easier it is for their brains to get into sleep mode.

6. Limit the Late-Night Snacks

No kid likes to go to bed hungry, but a heavy meal or sugary snacks right before bed can keep them up. Aim for a light, healthy snack an hour or so before bedtime if they’re feeling peckish. Think of it as the anti-Red Bull; something that’ll keep them from bouncing off the walls.

7. Be Patient, But Firm

Change isn’t easy, especially when it comes to kids and sleep. They might resist, whine, or even stage a mini-rebellion, but stay the course. Consistency and patience are your best friends in this endeavor. Stick to the routine, and they’ll eventually adapt. Plus, you can always console yourself with the fact that bedtime battles now mean more time for Netflix later.

8. Celebrate the Wins

Finally, make sure to celebrate the little victories. Whether it’s a bedtime that goes off without a hitch or a morning where no one’s late (hallelujah!), acknowledge the progress. Positive reinforcement can go a long way in making the transition smoother for everyone involved.

So there you have it—your foolproof Hauer-To guide for getting the kids back on their school sleep cycle. Just think of how peaceful that first day of school morning will be when everyone’s well-rested and ready to tackle the day. And if all else fails, there’s always coffee. Lots of coffee.

Bob Hauer

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